Kitty- Intro

   "The powerful beast crouched low, slowly stalking it's prey. It had been many days since his last fruitful hunt, and was ravenous for more. Unsuspecting target in sight, he crept forward swiftly, the finishing attack but seconds away... but the prey turned! It faced the hunter, stared straight into his eyes, and opened it's mouth to alert the others-"
   "Kitty," I said, "You know I can hear you coming when you narrate like that." Kitty smiled as he jumped onto Colton's shoulders and hugged the back of his head with his entire body.
   "I know, I just love to let you know I'm here. I love you so much." He said. Kitty was Colton's brown tabby cat that his family had rescued. For some reason, he was capable of speech, albeit in a slightly high pitched voice.
   "I know," Colton replied, "You tell me like every ten minutes or so. Why don't you go love Holden for a while?"
   At the sound of that name, Kitty jumped down and turned his back to Colton, quietly seething as only cats can. "I told you before! I will never love that bleep again after what he did!"
   "But all he did was pet a bunny that was passing by." I pleaded.
   "And that is exactly why! That traitor has joined their ranks, I even saw him eating a pancake the other day! And I'm pretty sure him and Janai have been stealing the poop from my litter box again." If there were only three thing's in the world Kitty hated, it was bunnies for rivaling his cuteness and power, pancakes for threatening his business IHOW (International House of Waffles), and Colton's siblings. At first he had loved them as dearly as Colton, but after tiny slip-ups he had resorted to extreme hatred.
   "Yes, I know how you feel about that. Guess it can't be helped. Let's go, it's time for your meat." Colton said. At that, Kitty's eyes lit up like Christmas lights, and he resumed his place on Colton's shoulders. Opposite his dislikes, Kitty loved Colton, himself, and meat, not necessarily in that order.
   "What the hell are we doin' around here then? Let's ride!" He said. And with that, Colton walked off to the kitchen, with Kitty making car sound's from his shoulders.